I Have Achieved Magic Mike

As of 1:30am, this video seems like a good idea.  I mean, I’ve been talking about this movie for about six months and a few people told me they were looking forward to hearing my thoughts. So here they are, shot very poorly and with terrible lighting. But at least I don’t have to worry about my spelling.

Enjoy it while you can. I’ll probably wise up and take it down tomorrow… when I am a bit more sober.


  1. Nooooo! Don’t take it down. So funny and too good not to share.

  2. Susan W. says:

    OMG! That’s exactly how I felt when I went and seen the movie yesterday! They could have totally left the blonde sister OUT of the movie and added more stripping scenes of Joe and Matt!

  3. LOL!!! Nice review. I’m going to see it today.

  4. LOL. Awesome tipsy review. I want to see this but think I’m going to wait for DVD. 🙂
    Janiera @ Books & Beauty

  5. Amazing! Thanks for sharing! I’m thinking I’ll catch this on DVD with a bottle of wine and my closest girlfriends! Great review…. I laughed out loud!

  6. It’s not out in the UK for another couple of weeks, I want the naked dancing NOW!

    • Me too! It’s cruel and unnecessary torture to make us wait. Guess we’ll just have to huddle drooling around the trailers until the 11th.

  7. And let it be known that I spelled the damn title of the post wrong and didn’t notice until the next day.

  8. I just like that you”Achieved Magic Mike” awesome title, and love the review. I will of course go see it (couldn’t this weekend, DH is laid up and I leave in 2 days for a month… damn laundry) I may have to forcibly take my sisters, I doubt there will be much resistance. If I do, I will record a 1 am review too, I’m inspired 🙂 Book Savvy Babe

  9. YAY!!!! Best recap evah!!!!!! I’ve heard there’s just not enough Joe or Matt in this movie which totally makes me cry. 😉 I doubt it’ll play at my local theater, but I’m planning on a DVD girls’ night with plenty of liquor. LOL

  10. I love this review! Thanks so much for posting it 🙂

  11. saw it yesterday; mad me kinda sad for all the characters;
    didn’t make me a fan of Alex Pettyfer, but maybe that was his character – I’ll have to see him in another role; agree about the hair & beard;
    still a fan of Channing Tatum;
    wonder if it was an accurate portrayal of the women in the audience – they all looked young – thought there would have been more ‘cougars’;
    choreography was verrry interesting – that was the best part of the movie & the only part I would want to watch again

    • Agreed. My friends and I agreed that “the Kid” was a douche!

      And I think you are right. A lot of older ladies enjoy some man flesh. –I really enjoyed the “choreography.” (*wink*)

  12. OMG, you should do all your movie reviews drunk! That was hysterical. Excellent review and very informative. Heres to Matt Bomer’s ass! 😉

    I thought the girl in the bed was dead too.
    The people I went with got annoyed with me, because I kept muttering “We need more naked!” which then changed to “strippers don’t cry”.
    I want my $10 back and a lap dance from all of them except McCaughnehey (?) and “Tarzan”.
    We need more naked!!

  14. Too funny Jen! Thanks for the great review! The penis pump info is something that I hadn’t heard.

  15. Too funny! I saw the movie on Friday and had pretty much the same reaction as you did. I’ve been waiting for the rest of my friends to watch it so I can discuss the parts that annoyed me. I typed up a quick review after watching it on my random ranting blog but honestly I could have written pages of thoughts on the movie. http://christina-talkingincircles.blogspot.com/2012/06/magic-is-gone-mike.html

  16. “All ladies who like that sort of thing” LOL Love your drunk-view, you should do more of those, maybe some about AADNOLA ;).

  17. LOL Awesome! I still think this is a movie I will watch alone when my husband is away and I rent the video. I also think a bit of wine will add to the experience. 😉

  18. So funny! Of course I was listening to you while watching Channing dance in the background 😉 We need more drunk vlogging (so what if that’s not a word)! I totally agree with a dancing/naked guys re-cap 🙂

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