|This is not my husband’s back.|
Forgive me, readers, but I need you to help me settle a dispute with my husband. After a spirited discussion about the merits of back waxing, my husband proclaimed that some women would love a man with back-hair long enough to braid. I argued that he was very, very wrong.
He said, “Just because you talk to, like, 75 women on Twitter, doesn’t mean you know everything. I’ll bet if you put the question out there, at least 5% of the women out there would say they find a bear sexy.”
I said, “Not back hair, Dave.”
He said, “Ask.”
So I am asking. Give me your thoughts on back hair. Seriously.